If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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