Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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