Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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