Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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