he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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