I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
