i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
