Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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