driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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