Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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