im drinking this country out of the recession.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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