I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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