So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he shaved USA in his pubs
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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