is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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