i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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