You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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