absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
How's work?
Spinning.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just want nice things and good sex
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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