So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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