My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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