I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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