I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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