Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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