brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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