Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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