How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Can I color on your dick again?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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