Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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