you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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