Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You can't special order awesome
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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