If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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