did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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