Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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