Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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