You really coming over, don't trick.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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