About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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