are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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