then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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