He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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