i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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