Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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