if i died would you start the facebook group?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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