I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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