Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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