Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just gift wrapped bread.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
