Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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