shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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