mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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