He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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