Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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