i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Randomize