doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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