my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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