omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
