My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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