I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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