guys are not supposed to queef...right?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
