READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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