i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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